I can't wait to see what happens when my phone assumes Canadian behavior!

I'm mad at Canada again.

I just realized I can't use my cell phone in Canada. Sort of. In true wireless carrier form, it's complicated. I was able to gather some info, most of which means absolutely nothing to me:

-My phone is enabled to use in other countries, but I might have to switch the frequency?
-I have to activate the international calling feature on my plan, which is somehow dependent on my payment history and the length of time I've been with the carrier.
-My phone will behave like a Canadian phone once I cross the border. If only I knew Canadian phone behavior.
-It's $0.80/minute in addition to my regular rates. Super.
-I may only be able to call the US while roaming in Canada. May? Why aren't they sure?
-I'll only have service for half of the Canadian leg of the journey at best.

The moral of the story: Don't call me while I'm in Canada.